Thursday, April 17, 2014

A short few minutes in the life

Employee X gets mad at employee Y and says "I can't take it" and leaves for the day.

Manager has to write employee X up for leaving work during his shift without permission and have it ready for when the Employee X returns to work.
During this process the manager finds out that employee X has been texting other employees "I have a box of bullets with everyones name on them."

The under 25 generation is getting worse by the day. 

Employee X was terminated this morning and has a police report filed under his name (they the PD may or may not do anything with). When he was being terminated he was asked to stop placing his hands into his pockets.... he decided to place them behind his head like he was being arrested.

The little things have always made me laugh and at the same time cry a little inside.

GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS RED MONKEY!

4 comments:

  1. +1 for Matt!

    i, too, laugh at idiotic things and shake my head in wonder, and then cry a little inside. how can people be so stupid in this day and age of zero tolerance???

    anyway, i love that dog! did he get the monkey's brains? bahahhah!

    your friend,
    kymber

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  2. I blame GW Bush. Everything's his fault, right?

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  3. Kind of Orwellian. People have to learn to watch their mouths these days, since anything you say can and will be used against you.

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